Granny ASBO

AJ & Friends (Adventure Sunday)

I wrote this poem for my son, after he was bitten by a dog while walking in the fields with his friends, on Adventure Sunday.

Adventure Sundays are nature walks my son and his friends have around the local countryside.

Granny ASBO

by Alienhippy

That Granny should get an ASBO

An ASBO’s what she needs

Needs to keep her doggies

Doggies on their leads


Leads me to a tale

Tale of a teen

Teen got bit by doggy

Doggy he was mean


Mean, the Granny needs an ASBO

An ASBO on her hound

Hound the local neighbours

Neighbours haven’t found


Found her to report her

Report her to the Bobbies

Bobbies are too busy

Busy booking hoodies


Hoodies run from Granny

Granny needs an ASBO

ASBO from the coppers

Coppers are too slow


Slow to catch the Granny

Granny with her guard

Guard against the hoodies

Hoodies that ain’t hard

To anyone reading this, who knows me personally.

If you know the whereabouts of the Granny in question.

Could you please inform me of her address,

as I would like to inform the police of her actions.

Walking away, leaving my son bleeding in a field is not acceptable behaviour.

Thank goodness he has decent friends.


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4 thoughts on “Granny ASBO

    • Thanks Tilly,
      It was fun to write this and it cheered my boy up.
      The idea just come to me when writing it to make it fun for him.
      Has this type of poetry got a name?
      I’ve never learnt anything about poetry, I just see rhyming words.
      They somehow seem to balance in my head.
      Love and hugs.
      Lisa. xx 🙂

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