Granny ASBO

AJ & Friends (Adventure Sunday)

I wrote this poem for my son, after he was bitten by a dog while walking in the fields with his friends, on Adventure Sunday.

Adventure Sundays are nature walks my son and his friends have around the local countryside.

Granny ASBO

by Alienhippy

That Granny should get an ASBO

An ASBO’s what she needs

Needs to keep her doggies

Doggies on their leads


Leads me to a tale

Tale of a teen

Teen got bit by doggy

Doggy he was mean


Mean, the Granny needs an ASBO

An ASBO on her hound

Hound the local neighbours

Neighbours haven’t found


Found her to report her

Report her to the Bobbies

Bobbies are too busy

Busy booking hoodies


Hoodies run from Granny

Granny needs an ASBO

ASBO from the coppers

Coppers are too slow


Slow to catch the Granny

Granny with her guard

Guard against the hoodies

Hoodies that ain’t hard

To anyone reading this, who knows me personally.

If you know the whereabouts of the Granny in question.

Could you please inform me of her address,

as I would like to inform the police of her actions.

Walking away, leaving my son bleeding in a field is not acceptable behaviour.

Thank goodness he has decent friends.


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Riots in England

Riots in England

by Alienhippy

What the hell is going on?

Two wrongs can’t make a right

This is just TOTALLY mad

Our country doesn’t want this fight


We are all struggling in some way

Why do you feel you can take?

Stop destroying the places we live in

Look around you for goodness sake


This is your home, your town, your street

Can you honestly say you feel good?

You know what you’re doing is wrong

Show your face, take down your hood!


People are hurting and they’ve done nothing wrong

You take for yourself what does not belong

But it’s more than belongings you are taking

It’s hopes, dreams and lives you are breaking


Pained hearts of Britain

Cities scream with siren cries

The police rush from town to town

Fear is seen in hearts and eyes


It’s just not right…what are you doing?

England burns, Jobs lost, homes gone

This is just so very wrong

What hole did you crawl out from?


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